girls

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

  1. Park the car

  2. Check makeup

  3. Turn off engine

  4. Check makeup

  5. Go to ATM

  6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

  7. Insert card

  8. Hit Cancel

  9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

  10. Insert card

  11. Enter PIN

  12. Take cash

  13. Go to car

  14. Check makeup

  15. Start car

  16. Stop car

  17. Run back to ATM

  18. Take ATM card

  19. Back to car

  20. Check makeup

  21. Start car

  22. Check makeup

  23. Drive for 1/2 mile

  24. Release handbrake

  25. Drive on.

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absolutely funny

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I was about to post the same joke but you beat me to it :biggthumb:D

Banking Procedure for Male and Female:
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

  1. Drive up to the cash machine.

  2. Put down your car window.

  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

  4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

  6. Put window up.

  7. Drive off.
    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

  8. Drive up to cash machine.

  9. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

  10. Set parking brake, put the window down.

  11. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

  12. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

  13. Attempt to insert card into machine.

  14. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

  15. Insert card.

  16. Re-insert card the right way.

  17. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on it.

  18. Enter PIN.

  19. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

  20. Enter amount of cash required.

  21. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

  22. Retrieve cash and receipt.

  23. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

  24. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

  25. Re-check makeup.

  26. Drive forward 2 feet.

  27. Reverse back to cash machine.

  28. Retrieve card.

  29. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

  30. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

  31. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

  32. Redial person on cell phone.

  33. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    *]Release Parking Brake.

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really asif but no problem same joke

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hahahahahahhahhaha