11 WAYS GIRLS PUT DOWN GUYS:
He: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
She: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
He: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!
He: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
She: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!
He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must’ve been given your share!
He: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
She: It is hot!
He: I’d go to the ends of the worlds for you!
She: Okay, but would you stay there?
He: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend!
He: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
She: Okay, Get out!
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why, are you leaving?
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing, I can’t talk & laugh at the same time.
He: Do you think it was fate, which brought us together?
She: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
acha ji…haan ji…