girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally…Thats why boys go to college regularly…
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begin
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE
It means…Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu Osman
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call
