Gifts For the Computer Geeks

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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You must b having a hard time finding the right gift for the computer geek whose PC has everything? Not another Dilbert necktie, or King’s Quest XLVIII. Try one of these.

  • CD-ROM rewinder. (

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  • NoseBlaster smell card – the latest in multi-media technology. The deluxe version comes with direct-feed nostril tubes for the ultimate in virtual olfactory experience.

  • True-Type font modeled on your handwriting. The last word in non-reversible encryption.

  • 72-inch monitor.

  • 20-foot mouse extension cord - a must for the 72-inch monitor.

  • Michael Jackson-to-Michael Jackson Morph screen saver – endless variations.

  • Bedpan – Why leave your computer just for that? (Not for use with NoseBlaster.)

P.S: No thanks needed…

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~* I am always in trouble, but it’s so much fun. *~

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arayyyyyyyyyyyyyy baaaaaaaabrayyyyyyyy ..

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.. 72" monitor ? ufffffffff.. who-me? up for it dude? qasam say yar .. drooling .. 72"??? uffffff… gayee meri aaj ki raat isee dream main abb heehehehehehe

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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wow, they sound they cool gifts!

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Humanity First! Though I give you the right to disagree …

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Mate!! I am still on 15s

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