A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two
weeks but nothing
happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the
$100.
When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to GOD USA,
they decided to send it to President Clinton. The
President was so
impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed
his secretary to send
the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton
thought this would
appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The
little boy was delighted
with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you
note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however,
I noticed that
for some reason you had to send it through
Washington D.C. and, as
usual, those idiots deducted $95.00.
[This message has been edited by Admin (edited July 05, 2000).]