A couple were on their way to church to get married and had an accident, died and landed at the pearly gates of heaven.
They asked St. Peter “Since we were not able to get married on earth, would it be possible for us to get married in heaven?”
St. Peter says “Wait here I will enquire”
After a long wait, St. peter came back and said “Yes it is possible for you to get married in heaven”
The couple proceeded to enter the gates of heaven but had one more question " St. Peter supposing if after a few months, our marriage does not work out, will we be able to get a divorce?"
St. Peter was now exasperated " it took me 3 bloody hours to find **one **priest in heaven, how long do you suppose it will take me to find a lawyer??!!"
u see st.peter had to look for one single priest in heaven well priests r supposed to be in heaven dont they? but still he had to look for one priest but how will he find a lawyer in there? u knw about lawyers dont u?
u knw about lawyers dont u? 
