Yesterday as i was sitting in the office - bored stiff - nothing much to do , boss is in beirut for a week ( wonder what he will be doing over there - have heard some - errr … stories about the place )
anyway this guy sitting in the cubicle next to me forwarded me this email and after opening and reading it i looked at him and we both laughed our butts off .. it was just perfect timing ..
ENJOY …
Things to do when you are getting bored at the office
Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
Make blank calls to your Boss.
Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.
Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there.
Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
Have work breaks in between tea.
Have a two hour lunch; it’s a big social occasion.
Read jokes and send jokes.
Revise last week’s newspaper.
Hold “How fast my computer boots” competitions.
Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
Compile “How to waste your day”
Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s
Make faces at strangers in office.
Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
For Win NT/95 users…Move things to Recycle bin and restore them.. Then repeat this process.
Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
Learn to whistle.
Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
And if you are still getting bored:
Fwd this mail to everyone u know!!! N thatz what i am doing…
[QUOTE] Originally posted by phajjaa nanbai: *
**Things to do when you are getting bored at the office*
Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
Make blank calls to your Boss.
Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).
Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.
Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there.
Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
Have work breaks in between tea.
Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
Read jokes and send jokes.
Revise last week's newspaper.
Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
Compile "How to waste your day"
Pick up phone and dial non existing no.s
Make faces at strangers in office.
Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.
For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them.. Then repeat this process.
Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he might have looked when(s) he was 5 years old.
Learn to whistle.
Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.
And if you are still getting bored:
Fwd this mail to everyone u know!!!!!!!!!!! N thatz what i am doing.......
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wah berrey good ideas dye hein, i was getting really bored but not anymore :D