A little girl was sitting next to her grandfather as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up and touch his wrinkled cheek. She touched her own cheek after she touched his.
After a little while of thinking she asked, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
He looked at her and said, “Yes, sweetheart God made me a long time ago.”
She paused for a few seconds and then asked, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
He replied, “Yes, indeed pumpkin, God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she whispered to him, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving
to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe
trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is winning