George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, **“There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!” **
George Bush replies, **“Oh yeah and tell me what you see?” **
Osama answers, **“I can see New York, with new great buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings on the other side, and everything is peaceful and wonderful.” **
George Bush says, **“Wow is that what you see? Well I’ll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan… I see a house here, a house there, a small building here and small building there, but there are signs hanging in the middle of the street.” **
Osama asks, **“And what do they say?” **
George answers, “Hell, I don’t know. I can’t read Hebrew”
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