A well dressed man was having a dinner in “Kake Da Hotel”. After he finished his dinner, he started to wash his hands with table and chair. The owner saw him and got real angry and asked, “Have you had dinner in some nice hotel before?”
Man: “Ya!” “I had dinner once in 5 star Ashoka Hotel.”
Owner: “There also, you washed your hands with table and chair?”
Man: “Yes, I did.”
Owner: “Nobody told you anything!”
Man: "They kicked me and said ‘agar ase hi karna hai to kisi Kake Da Hotel mae jaake khana khaa’.
you are not allowed in my hotel..