General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are sitting
in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Gen Musharraf are sitting
there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding his face,which is red
from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri. Vajpayee
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."
Madhuri is thinking: "Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped."
Vajpayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Madhuri,
she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.
"Musharraf is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel,I could
make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again."