The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year’s conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barry that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb. (The crowd cheered).
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year’s conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, mine as well. (The crowd again cheered).
The third speaker, an African lady, stood up and said, "Afta lass year’s conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Ibo, dat I was thru pickin up his beer cans and washing his undarweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself. (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).
She continued, “Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing. Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing, but afta da turd day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye.”
