“there’s no skinny ppl in america? why are you fat then?” (age 11)
“aap uss ko diet pe lagao” (to my mother…when I was 5)
“tum patlee ho jao, warna koi pasand nahi karega” (from family)
At davats:
“khao beta, khana khao!”
(an hour later)
“beta zarra kam khaya karo”..
If it was happening to someone else I’d laugh at that