While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized
his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him
clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber
standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “are there any
gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back, “Ain’t been any for years!”
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore.
As he got closer to shore he shouted to the guy again “What
did you do to get rid of the gators?”
“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got
'em all.”