A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied in a letter:
“Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
“Dear Husband, You wouldn’t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.”
The prisoner wrote another letter back:
“Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”
Who does this phone belongs to ?
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings, and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says,
"Hello?"
Everyone else in the romn stops to listen:
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now, and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1000. Is is OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure. Go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership, and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but that price I want it with all the option."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead, and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go an extra 50 thousand."
WOMAN: "Ooh! Wonderful! I love you so much!!!"
MAN: "I love you, too."
The man closes up. The other guys in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment!
He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who's this phone belongs to?"
wait i got one tooo