Gorilla, get rid of that gaddi first … I am telling you! 
It’s not your fault coz you can’t see what sitting on that gaddi is doing to you. You have hair all over your body except where that gaddi touches your body. 
And that’s not helpful for people coming to you for any consultations as it’s so distracting … 
no, iss not ma derti miind … iss yer awataar !! 