Gallons of beer…
**Mary was asleep in bed when her husband, Patrick, crashed through the front door at 3 am waking her up. He staggered through the hallway and tried to get up the stairs.’
****"What are you doing?’ Mary shouted.
Patrick replied, "I’m trying to get this gallon of beer up the stairs.’
****“Leave it down there, Patrick..”, ****Mary bellowed. ’
****“I can’t…” ****'Patrick replied, **“I’ve drunk it.”
