Gabbar is also Sardar (funny conversation)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

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:omg: :rotfl: :smiley: :smiley:
I can’t stop laffin’ !!!

Re: Gabbar is also Sardar (funny conversation)

GA:
translating for our non urdu understanding ABCDs here....
(context is that GAbbar is the head of the dacoits and samba is the loyal sidekick)

Gabbar: How many were they?
Sambha: master they were 2
Gabbar: I can't count, how many is 2?
Samba: master, 2 comes after 1
Gabbar: and whats there before 2?
Samba: before 2 there is 1
Gabbar: so what is in the middle?
Samba: no one is in the middle
Gabbar:: then why don't both of them come together?
Samba: its only after 1 that 2 can come, because 2, comes after 1
Gabar: how big is 2 from 1?
Samba: 2 is 1 bigger than 1
Gabbar: if 2 is 1 bigger than 1 then how much is 1 bigger than 1?
Samnba: master, I am your faithful....just shoot me....

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^ good job AA:k:

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:rotfl: Hilarious!

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lolzzzz good one!

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:omg:

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LOL

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luv dis.. on AA's side i think this forum isn't intended for pure ABCDs (american-born confused desis)