FUNNY NOTICES:
In a New York restaurant: ‘Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.’
Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
On a Maine shop: ‘Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.’
In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store: ‘15 men’s wool suits,$10. They won’t last an hour!’
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.