ok all the guppies…i’m sure all of u must hv had funny or embarrasing incidents in ur life…plz share them with us…
i’l do the beginning…
when i was 14 yrs old…my youngest bro was abt 1 & a half yrs…i had my exam the next day…so i was home studying…& my mom had to go out for 2 hours or so…she woke me @ 7 in the morn & told me to take care of my bro 'cause she had to go out… she went & i slept 'cause i was up the whole night studying & was very tired…we used to live on the first floor apartment in those days…@ 9 my mom & dad returned …& they’re ringing the bell again & again…but no use…i didn’t wake up even by the phone ringing near me…i’m not a heavy sleeper normally…but i was extra tired …so i didn’t wake up:sleep2: …& even my little bro is sleeping next to me…finally my dad shuts the electricity from outside in the hope tht i may wake up 'cause of the heat ..it was 27 degrees centigrade outside…i still didn’t wake up …because of the heat my little bro began turning sides…tht’s when i woke up(mom did tell me to take care of my bro..so when he felt uncomfortable…i woke up)
…tht’s when i heard the bell…& opened the door for them…they had to stand almost half an hour outside…
i can never forget locking my mom & dad outside:cb:
ok now its others turn…
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once in a five star hotel , posh gathering, I burped
Right in the face of the pretty hostess :o
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On last weekend, I was on a date and I had severe grumbling in my tummy. You wont believe it how I controlled it… Such a nasty tummy:grumpy:
Hum araam aay
Allah Hu
Baba-Geee
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^ jab date pay jaya karoo tu Hamdard ki Carmeena jaib main rakha karoo 
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Aap dono uncles ka koi haal naheen hai…
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Most of the time i get embarrase due to my freaken loud laugh and freaken loud voice… (i think Allah meeya gave me those two things as a gift loud laugh and voice) …
Ohh damn there were many incidence where i was embarrased due to my loud voice i just can’t talk quietly 
so i was about 14 year old when i was in pesho, every friday we used to go to a part behind our school called “bagh naran” with all class fellows girls and boys (it was a park mostly for couples) so me and a couple of friends saw this couple (girl was in her college uniform with her bf and bf’s friend) my friends asked me if the girl is cute and i went stand near the girl and shouted “bad rang ast” which mean “badsorat hain” that is when the freaken boyfriend and his friend came after me and asked me wat i said.. tat was the most frightening and embarrasing moment of my life 
i just said sorry i didnt say it to ur girl friend and after that his freaken friend followed me all the way to my house 
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they didn’t beat u up
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i can’t even imagine tht
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aray kisi main itnee jurat main mujay per haat utayay 
(other then my parents)
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aise baat mat karo…
WARNA…
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^lahoulwallah
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kya hua............
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^ kuch hona ta kia?
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Umm yeah got it..its probably not one of my most embarrassing moments..but it is enuff embarassing that i culdnt forget this for about a week!
LAst summer when i was in karachi..i went to shopping in the mall...it was so crowded thre as usual..so by mistake i tapped on my sis shoulders and was like.."i dont like that dress .. the color is awful!" and when look at my sis..i realize it wasnt her..it was this lady..she was looking at me like im crazy or sumthing..rite that instant i ran away downstairs..i felt like soo embarasing! Then after sum time when i got over wid it i told my sis and we were laughing out loud!
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Okay.. this is a really good thread. I went to Walmart last year to buy gifts and I entered Ladies restroom.. while peeing I saw some ladies and they look at me and screamed.. I asked them what they were doing there and they asked me to put my pants and run away before security guy drives me away.
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well everyone gets embarassed sumtimezs but for me i get embarassed by the same problem three times............................
well the first time i walked in on me uncle in the toilet was really embarassing but then wen i got to the third time i jus laughed and the i didnt fidn it as embarassing but i still couldnt tell no one in my family abt it...............
so that was it........
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I think I posted a thread on this once…but I’ll share the story again.
One time we were having this house party get-together thing and everyone came upstairs for khaana time and stuff. My Ammi was standing in the kitchen and I was in the family room talking to my sister about something. My mom started calling my name from the kitchen and I was like “Yea, hold on, Ammi. I’m trying to tell her (my sister) something.” So, my mom decides to just let me know what she was trying to tell me by screaming it across the house so everyone can hear:
**Fatima, aapnai apni shalwaar oultii pehni vi hai!!! **
Everyone was dead quiet and they all looked at me and then just started laughing. I let my shoulders fall and just stood their completely embarassed. All the Uncles and Aunties and everyone was laughing with their mouths wide open. Like this → 
It was really embarassing but I guess I learned a lesson from that.
The chuntiyaaN on the shalwaar always go on the front.
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i never wear a salwar............'cause it'l keep falling..........its so heavy.......
but tht was a good one
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BTW: what is **shalwaar **
Is it something about **Naswaar …
Allah Hu
Baba-Geee
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*Another accident / Incident *
Yah un dinno kee baat hai, jub mein Sydney, Australia mein hasool taleem kay liya muqeem tha. Aik din ferry ka programme buna and few bunch of idiots also accompanied with me. We had very lovely time than we Jumped into ferry and saw few other pessangers were sitting inside. Aik Fijian apni cute see haseena kay sath barajman thay... I sat in front of him.. than our journey started..Kuch door poonch ker..I said to my friends in urdu ....daikho salaay nay kiya murgee phansai hai.. in a minute that fijian looked at me and said ' Salaay ko chorro Murgee tu theak hai na..' I was just like statue..dil mein aya kay abhi ferry mein sorakh ho aur mein iss mein kood jaoon.. Ah why it happens to me.
Allah Hu
Baba-Geee