Funny

  1. My girlfriend is weird. She asked me, ‘If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?’ I said, ‘No.’ She said, ‘Okay, then forget it.’"
    —Steven Wright

  2. The 3 fastest means of communication:

Telephone
Television
Tell-a-woman

[This message has been edited by Akif (edited May 06, 2001).]

  1. The 3 fastest means of communication:

Telephone
Television
Tell-a-woman

LOL,

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do u mean the third one are faster than internet?