funny

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:

  • Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
  • English Babu Desi Mem.
  • Brain marries Beauty!?
  • Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe…!?
    Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…
  • The next version of Windows will be “Windows MD.”
  • Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat.
  • Relax guys! they’ll only go for a virtual honeymoon.
  • Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
  • Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
  • Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera…
  • Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…
  • Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re…

good one mehak

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what bout sardarji jokes..u ran out of them? ya rani say darr gayeen?

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me scared and from rani che che che kaasi batain kartay hoo tum ...
lakin yaar sence of humore be to hota hai nah. her waqat aab sardroon kay joke tu nahi sunanay nah . wasay be every one else seem to be following me so .. point is i will post when i will come across with some nice ones. hehehehe

Mehak rani ko break do yaar

Ho ho ha,
Good one..

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Nice One
ho ho ha

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