1-Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it’s really very
very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.
2-Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don’t Be, it was sent to me,
I just wanted you to read it.
3-Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when you
wakeuptoda y?
1)Pray, so that u may live…
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4-I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
5-Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world
peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u
brains. He said “Let me try world peace”
Re: funny?
funny? ummm..not reallly mate..maybe cuz I heard all of them before :p
j/k
hehe.. aww i found them funny... never heard of them before prob thats why
and the stalkee turns out to be a stalker herself 
..
reversal of roles eh? 
<–now I find THAT funny..
oh definately.... i gotta know what my stalker is upto...
we just made a funny
whats going on b/w u two
…some real good ones…
LOlzzz great!
:k:
