1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask prices of everything on the menu, then order something that you did not ask the price for.
3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels - unwrapped.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
He told me of a guy who wanted some crispy chicken. They said, "We can make some fresh for you, but it will take 15 minutes... is that okay"?
The driver said, "Sure!" So, they told him to drive around, and they will start making the food fresh.
Well, the driver drives up to the the window... and keeps on going. The guy at the register figures that the driver had changed his mind and didn't want to wait after all... so they didn't cook the fresh chciken.
Well, 15 minutes later... the driver comes back (very hungry now), looking for his food.
"...but you drove off!" said the employee. "we thought you had changed your mind"
To whichthe driver replies...
"...but you told me to drive around... so I did..."