Funny Things To Do In An Elevator - Part IV

  1. Bring a chair along.

  2. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:

“Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”

  1. Blow spit bubbles.

  2. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

  3. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”

  4. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

  5. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “Bad touch!”

  6. Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.

  7. Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it’s getting larger.”

  8. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


I prefer thumb impression…©