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Bring a chair along.
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Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
“Wanna see wha in muh mouf?”
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Blow spit bubbles.
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Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
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Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
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Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, “Bad touch!”
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Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
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Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it’s getting larger.”
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
I prefer thumb impression…©