Funny Things To Do In An Elevator - Part II

salman_2you · July 28, 2002, 1:54pm

Leave a box between the doors.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I’ve got new socks on!”
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, “Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!”
Give religious literature to each passenger.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter “Gotta go, gotta go,” then sigh and say, “oops!”
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing, “Mary Had a Little Lamb,” while continually pushing buttons.
Holler, “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Meow occasionally.
Burp, and then say “Mmmm…tasty!”