What are some of the funny things your kids say or do?
Its easy to get quotes off internet but Id like for u guys to share what gems ur kids come up with 
around a year ago i was giving bath to my (then) 3yo daughter. She put her hands on her ears and said
“baba now put water on my head”
immediately after that she took off her hand from ears and was like
“O O baba, when i put my hands on my ear, I can not talk”
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Last Oct we were having a fmaily talk at the dinner table and discussing marriages and my wife was telling kids
how she used to live with Nana-Nani and after marrying your baba brought me here (so girls leave their parents, siblings etc to go with husband). My 7.5 yo said
“then i’ll marry xxxx (my daughter name), so she dont have to go anywhere”
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latest blast we had on last weekend when I was relaxing with my eyes close on a recliner both brother
and sister came near and my son (8yo) said to my daughter (4yo)
“baba look young when he is sleeping” 
daughter goes
“dont wake him up, he will become old” 
I and my begum could not stop laughing. From last weekeend, my begum off course duly use “you look old when awake” on as per need basis in our conversation 
there are many more. I can most probably fill this page. I really had a good time when I was “stay home dad” to look after my 2yo daughters …she has become daddy’s girl
oh and yesterday she put on brothers hat and was like “i am a COW-GIRL”
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^aww she can't talk when covering her ears. mA such cute kids, you're blessed :)
My bro is the youngest of us all and when my eldest sister got married, he was 8. One day he tells my dad "baba if we had taken the proposal to their house before bhai (my BIL)'s family thought of it, then bajee would have stayed here. why didn't you think this through baba?"
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last week my 32mons old son was crying on something... i asked 'o baby why r u crying' what happened? ....he quickly said "NOOO... i m NOT CRYing... my Eyes are cyring mama'