Funny Status message on Facebook

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Dear Pakistan,
We gave Sania Mirza to you , please Give us Hina Rabbani Khar.

Sincerely ,
India..

:smiley:

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Sania is "India ki beti, Pakistan ki bahu".

Hina is "Pakistan ki beti, Pakistan ki bahu".

Saari, better luck next time.

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lol NO, take Veena Malik plz :smack:

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Ironman is a superhero.
Iron woman is a command.

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My Egyptians friends told me to say Ramadan Kareem because mubarak is a word they're all trying to forget.

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^lol :hehe:

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"Just got off the phone with a friend. He says its been raining non-stop in his area for 3 days and his wife has done nothing but stare at the window the whole time. He says if it keeps raining for much longer he'll have to let her back in the house."

if you watch Cinderella backwards its a story about a girl who learns her place.

I like turtles because they’re so chill. They don’t hurt anyone. They’re just like, “Hey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But I’m gonna take my time getting there, I’m not in a rush. Because I’m a turtle.”

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:rotfl:

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Balochistan CM, Raisani, opens Roza with Zohar prayers.... surprised news reporters, asking him Sir! why you did that? He replies..... Azaan, Azaan hoti hai, Maghrib ki ho ya zohar ki!!

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lolz ....

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haha.. zabardast

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Eid Joke: Egypt celebrates Eid without Mubarak!

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lmao :p

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Mubarak is not Arabic word, its an Arabic name. Arabic word is "Tehniyat", Arabis (Egyptian) never said Ramadhan Mubarak or Eid Mubarak :-) ..... However good one liner (joke).

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^ so what's mabrouk then? i've heard arabs say that a lot.

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and i think Mubarak, mabrook Arabic words :hmmm: