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I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I’ll kill you for nothing!
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait… Searching… Searching… still searching… sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
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Friends are just like stars. You don’t always see them, but you now they are there for you. Your friend
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A ring is round and has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend!!!
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The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is allways there for you and never let you down
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Hello too the owner of the cell-phone with no.+316…Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker’s,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW!
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Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience.
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.
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Life isn’t easy it will never be … Remember you got friends one of them is me
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Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god’s angels watch over you.
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Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
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When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
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Don’t feel sad, don’t feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
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I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
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Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching…still searching…get a good grip of your gsm…still searching…no brain found.
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Umm…your … ZIP is open…
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I’m not as dumb as you look.
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If I can be of any help, you’re in worse trouble than I thought.
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What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I’m your friend!
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A-Ur Attractive B-Ur Beautiful C-Ur Charming D-Ur Delicious E-Ur Exciting F-Ur Funny G-Ur Gorgeous H-Ur Heavenly I-Im J-Just K-Kidding L-Loser
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Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ Let’s play? Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a: A.Cunt B.Wanka C.Rsole D.Twat 50/50 Phone a friend? RING ME! I’LL TELL U!
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Psst! Cutie… ..yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
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…Friends r like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they r always there. “Just like you”
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Close ur eyes and make a wish Angelz will b there to blow u a kiss They’ll guide u and make all ur dreams come true Just like they did for me wen I asked for a frend like u
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Im at the Police Station. Police caught me & filed a case against me. “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” I’m doomed! NEED SOMEONE UGLY 2 BAIL ME OUT; So HURRY UP!
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If you need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 steps to be there for you..
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If 10 people in the world care 4 u, then one of them is “ME”, if 1 person cares 4 u, then it would be “ME” again, but..if no one cares 4 u, then, “IM” not in this world anymore
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Feel good when somebody Miss u(f).* Feel better when somebody Loves u(l). But feel best when somebody never forgets u(f)(l).
A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.
If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.
People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.
In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
biting his nails "Don't think about number 30 and your new pair of Nike"
thats a joke..u dont like it here yaara i delete it:)
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