Seen on a bulletin board:
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives
Sign at a barber’s saloon in juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business
Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay:
This urinal is out of order - please use the floor below
A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they will never be
Discovered written on a wall in one of Bombay’s college:
Sex Appeal!!!
Please give generously!
Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager
Notice in barber’s shop:
Haircut for Rs 8.00 Children for Rs 5.00
Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakdhe gaye to khana free
Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother
