funny shair o shairi

Jo sadiyooon se hota aaya hai..woh repeat kar doonga…tu naa mili to tujhe..Shift Delete kar doonga

ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh
Read only hain

shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye

tumhare samne hain itne sample..kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe..kabhi to double click karo

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse

Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gift

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail

Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash

lol…good :k:

FOR YOU SEEKER:

zameen sorahi hai…aasmaan soraha hai
yeh zameen sorahai hai…aasmaan soraha hai
Nonsense-yeh sab kiya horaha hai!!! :hehe:

another one…

teri aankhien hain ya neeli jheel…
teri aankhien hain ya neeli jheel
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hongi, whats the big deal??

last but not the least…

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you
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The roses are wilting
and the violets are dead
the sugar bowl’s empty
and so is yr head :nahnah: