Are there some funny movie pieces that are stuck to your mind. I have been recalling a funny one and thought I would share that with you. In one movie, Amitabh Bachan is portrayed as a gullible paindoo who has this very loving “duddo”/grandfather. The grandfather sends AB to the city to learn the modern ways of the world. Then later he comes to check-up on AB to see if he has learned the way the world works or not. However, he comes as a well-dressed westernized person who flaunts alcohol and girls on AB’s face. AB keeps trying to say that his grand-father is pretending; however, grand-father refuses to acknolwlege that. On a particularly tiresome day, AB’s anger continues to rise watching this person’s behavior that is entirely opposite of as he knows his grand-father to be. So, finally, in the middle of the night, he knocks on that person’s door and when his grand-father opens the door, he puts his head mid-way, and says:
“tum meray duddo nahin ho saktay”
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and hows that funny? :o
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bade miyan chote miyan, duplicates of amitabh and govinda (the village ones) are on dinner table, cake is about to be cut.. and amitabh's mom asks.. churri chaiyay, main abhi laati hoon..
amitabh reaches over to his side of dhoti, pulls out a big sword-looking dagger, while govinda looks around making a stupid face, aunty ji asks: beta ye churra kab say rakhnay lagay?
kaam jo khatarnaak kartay hain..
par itna bara?
to kaam bhee to bara kartay hain.. keela (envelope opener in hindi) rakhaingay kiya?
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ORIGINAL SCENE: crocodile dundee, mick and his friend is stopped with someone on street with a knife in his hand, and mick’s friend says mick give him ur wallet..
mick asks: what for? cuz he has a knife..
mick says: THATS NOT A KNIFE MATE, (reaches to his side of ankles, pulls out a sword-looking dagger) THATSSSS A KNIFE! 
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kiya kool hain ham, dr screw-wala (anupam kher) expecting a young female undercover at his door-step, while his wife, not knowing of work-matters, suspecting him to be cheating, finally hears the door bell, runs to the door, holds the knob and tries to pull the door towards himself really heavily, panicing: khull nahi raha hay while dancing in panic..
lagay raho munna bhai, sanjay datt in library, starts 'hallucinating' seeing mahatma gandhi, asks the tea-delivery young boy, oye BAPPU KO DEKHA? boy goes away mumbling, "saaray yairay (idiots) aatay hain"
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Hera Pheri :
When sunil, akshay and paresh were about to go out wearing black helmets when ompuri shows up asking for sunil (shaam) , and then says "App log aik jaisay dikhtay hain!"
Then paresh says, "Kiyoun ki hum Turwaa (triplets) hain..!!"
"hehe"
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MOVIE : PINK PANTHER
Inspector Cluseau comes out of the hotel in a hurry
Gets inside a waiting cab and shouts at the driver “Follow that car”
The driver promptly gets out of the cab and starts running after the car
And inspector Cluseau sits there totally dumb faced 
MOVIE: AIRPORT (The best comedy movie ever made 
Scene : Immigration counter at an airport
Announcement On the public address system
“Passengers will now proceed to the baggage claim area”
CUT
Scene
Luggage claim area
The passengers arrive from BEHIND the leather curtain, sitting squat legged on the luggage belt which is moving around the hall
and the luggage is neatly stacked on the floor, as soon as the passengers arrive near their suitcases, they shout Yaaayyyyyyyy 
and jump off the belt to claim their suitcases
OMG I freakin died laughing when I saw that 
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filmstar nanna, allah jannat naseeb karay i forgot which movie it was, where he had “heart condition” (very conveniently used to get active stage) if someone started disagreeing him.. dora partay ke beech main maiz par lait jaatay thay aur cheezain phainknay lagtay thay HAYE HAYE kartay huay
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Nanna marhoom was great - specially in Alif Noon :k:
Scene: From some Stage Drama (dont remember the name)
A parody of the famous scene from the indian film Sholay
Gabar Singh: Kitnaaay Aadmi thaay wooo
(Here the actor makes the sound of a wolffff OvOOooooooooooooV )
Main poochtaa hooN kitnaaay aadmi thaaaY wooooooo 
The other person replies :
Sardar ham loog sirf 15 aur woo pooraa 2 ka TouLaa (group)
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in golmaal
the chor comes to find a tresure chest and the guys hit him in the head with nareall (coconut)
i think thats what happened
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in golmaal
the chor comes to find a tresure chest and the guys hit him in the head with nareall (coconut)
i think thats what happened
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^ double post :
And getting hit by a narial in the head is not funny 
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getting hit by a narial ANYWHERE isnt funny.. jumla durust kar lain 
and no, i’m not implying anything 
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mumbai express - police officer calls his superior, “sir mumbai express chali gayi, ruk gayi thee, dhakka laga kar rawaana kar diya hay” (actual guy they were after, kamal, was motorbike driver named mumbai express) meanwhile ACTUAL mumbai express (train that contained political figures was stopped for searching of that same motorbike driver)
effect on superior’s face was hillarious.. background song plays: bandar ki dugdugi hay, kiya zor say baji hay…
