Here are my collection of funny quotes and sayings, you can share these lines with your friends on social networks.
*I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.
*Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
It’s not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (nude calendar picture)
A good sermon should be like a woman’s skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. (not a clue!)
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it is written on.