1:When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
(Sacha Guitry)
2:After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
3:By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
4:The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, "What does a woman want? (Sigmund Freud)
5:“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” (Henry Youngman)
6:“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” (James Holt McGavran)
7:“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” (Patrick Murray)
8:The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… (Anonymous)
9:My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield).
10:A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
