HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
You boil the h— out of it.
WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE?
Polaroids.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN’T WORK?
A stick
WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND?
Quattro sinko.
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
Spoiled milk
WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
Right where you left him.
WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS?
Because they have big fingers.
WHY DON’T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
Because it scares the heck out of the dog.
WHY DO PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.
Daanie 
…some real good ones…
good ones :k: