Boss, look I only suggested sobi to call me budha and she is already nicer to me. If I was actually budha(like NYAhmadi) she would be making knots with my beard by now
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Afterall being bazurg in our society has some benefits.
I am looking forward to it
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Chann"dil hona chahida jawaan"Mahi
i wasn’t expecting such a huge response!!
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here’s another one:
maa mooli, pay pyaaz tay putthat qaisar diyaan toRiyaaN!!
The mother is a radish, the father is a onion and the son is okra (or ladies fingers!!) weird haaN!!
I think it means you should not try being what you are not!!
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Sadi–your denials are kinda cute—sohniye
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Holi da BhaRoowa (making mountain out of a mole).
Another one....
"Hai mai maar jaawa.."
A typical punjabi way of showing surprise...nothing to do with dying.
Interestng thread
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dur fitte mooN, dur laanat ae...
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dud (frog) dhibbeh teh chaRhi, te Kashmir nazar aa gaye
Ma mooli, te Piyo piyaz, putter jamma shah nawaz. (k aint so good)
kutta vi poochan phair ke bainda hai (common phrase when getting a lecture)
beghairateh teh aakh jaammi, aakeh, lasa mazeh chawa teh. (a diluted version)
hmm cannae think of any other ones at the mo.
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jus askin-on a complete different topic- is that why do northern punjabis regard powtari as punjabi when it completely tongue alll together or the same with kashmiri who speak mirpuri call it punajbi when its not punjabi
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to be honest, you canne tell the difference between patohari and punjabi, how is it a completely different language. mirpuri is obviously quite different.
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^
Mirpuri is a dialect of Potowhari which is a diaclect of Punjabi as are Hindko and Siraiki.
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^ agreed
one may not speak well but they will understand if they know Punjabi.
"palay nahi tela(penny, cent), kardi mela mela!"
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i like this one 
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Some more:
Chawal kutti pookhaan di raakhi
Jinaan dey kaar daaney unhaan dey chowey wi siyaaney
mootar wich machhiyaan(fish) pharna
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Uhahahahahahha
Kitta Maza Ata Hai Na Punjabi Shun Ke
Yeah I Know Lot Of Punjabi Sayings As My Mother Is Phd In These Punjabi Sayings :d And She Looks So Cute When She Says Them To Me When I Do Nutty Stuff
For Example
Jithay Di Khoti Uthay Ei Aa Khaloti
Ya Malik !! Day Gosht Tay Palak
Na Hing Lagay Na Phatkari
Kaisaaaaa
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Hath Puranay Khosray Basanta Auri Ay
Yeh Reh Gaya Tha
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jal tu jalal tu, aye bala taal tu
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MalkaaN di kutti gaddi thallay aayee si par chooN nui si kardi
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originally posted by sadi sobi
How many bloody times do I have 2 tell you guys that I use the word Paki in a loving sence. Like i love ur innocence and backwardness (
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) I’m forever calling my parents pakis and they never get offended. U guys on gupshup just seeem to have one kick ass inferiority complex
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You love our innocence. oh my God , Madam pakis are not innocent by any means so please amend your thoughts on pakis innocence and what can I say about Pakis backwardness because pakis are really backward if we compare pakis with BRITS as 90% BRITS do Taxis and run takeaways which pakis can’t do because they are backward.what can i say about BRITISH teens who wear hoods and wander all day and night on streets.You will see jails and drug businesses full of them whether its Bradford or London and What I can say about BRITISH girls.can I say something???well, Kawa kiya chala hans ki chaal apni chal bhee bhol gaya.You will see them in groups wearing absurd amount of makeup and looking always confused.U always calling your parents pakis because you have superiority complex and we pakis indeed have what you said, yes inferior complex because we are PAKIS.
oh my God, I think I said too much oh never mind because we are PAKIS.
and yes
Punjabi cliche
paley howay sach tay waery che khlo kay nach.
