As Haj is getting closer, reminds me of a funny poem..
Haj Ada karnay gaya tha qom ka leader koee
sang baaree kay liyaiy shaytaaan kee janib wo gaya
Aik kankar phaknay par yeh sada usne suneee
tum to apnay aadmi thay tum ko akhar kia hooa
reminds me of zialhuq gone for haj