funny poems

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya,
Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.

Dil hai tera dariyaa…Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling … What’s The Big-Deal ??

Birdy, birdy in the sky
Why you poo poo in my eye
I didn’t sigh, i didn’t cry
Thank God, Cow’s don’t fly !

Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife

BOY
Kehdo Ke Tum Mujhko List Main Rakho Gi,
Kehdo Ke Tum Mujhse Chatting Karo Gi,
GIRL
Dekhun Gi, Sochun Gi,
Bore Hungi To Unblock Karoon Gi.


Jaaney Online Kab Se Hai Tuu,
Jab Se Main Hun Tab Se Hai Tuu,
Mujhko Mere rab Ki Kasam,
Pehle Din Se Block Hai Tuuuu…

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Very funny Poems Ullujiiii.:rotfl:

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:hehe: nice poems!

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