I lost my phone number…can I have yours?
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If I could re-arrange the letters of the alphabet I would put U and I together!
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Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
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Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
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Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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LOL 
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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And you can put all of them in one post instead of 7 differnet posts :)
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Main aap k sath Hajj karna chahta hoon :p
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My fave…
Person A: “How much does a polar bear weigh?”
Person B: “how much…?”
Person A: “Enough to break the ice… Hi, my name is MM”
