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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
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If you canāt see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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I have a drinking problem - I canāt afford it.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
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I intend to live forever - so far, so good
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
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When Iām not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some donāt have film.
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Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls, Intelligence
is not trying.
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