Here are some real ones I picked from the Internet:
“Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you” [Namaan, is that from you? ]
“I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!”
[Come on girls, this one is for you ]
“I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON ’T HAVE ANY HABIT.”
i'm NOT the best yet i wud love to have the BEST wife. i'm certainly NOT a RICH person but wud definitely like to have a wife who is RICH...i'm SKINNY but a FAT woman with a fat bank balance wud be an asset.
if i sound like ur DREAM BOY...plz call me at 1-800-555-1212
Yung garl very fare and luvely. Jet black hairs. Long and silky. i can cook english foods like potato chips and fish fry. Vant to come to Inglaand. Looking for boy that luks like and talks like jamies baand. Pls responding to my advertysment. call my aunty fazeelat. Thank you greatly.
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the “I am a little fair Indian colour…” one is funny 
