Funny Lines

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,

You are blessed with both. FLATTERED?. Don’t Be, it was sent to

me, I just wanted you to read it.

Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when

you wakeup today?

a) Pray, so that u may live…

b) Take a bath-so that others may live too

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,

shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,

shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll

leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u.

But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply

adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my

reflection.

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,

knowledge, way of ______expression many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

Once an angle came up to me granted me a wish. I asked for "world

peace". That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u

brains. He said “Let me try world peace”

Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life

time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition

marry ur dad’s ugly decision.

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my

feelings for you have never changed. For me, you’ve always

been… a headache

One day you’ll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU ME laughing,
YOU ME

crying, YOU ME dreaming, YOU ME holding on, YOU ME… just YOU
ME

sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL ME CHECKING YOU. I cannot hide this
from you any more. I don’t want to hurt you and I feel it’s best if
I tell u, before you hear it from someone else

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lol…sum of them are funny:hehe:

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[QUOTE]
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life

time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition

marry ur dad's ugly decision.

[/QUOTE]

omg ssooooo funny.......lolzzzzzzzzzz