funny leave letters and applications

  1. A student’s leave letter:
    “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class…”

  1. A candidate’s application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘typist And an accountant - Male or Female’… As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.”

  1. An employee applied for leave as follows:
    Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

  1. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

  1. A leave letter to the headmaster:
    “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

  1. An incident of a leave letter:
    “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

  1. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

  1. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
    As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

  1. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”.

  1. Letter writing:
    “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

  1. Another leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter’s wedding:
    “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave”

Re: funny leave letters and applications

:hehe: Good ones :k:

Re: funny leave letters and applications

:rotfl:…some people really don’t realise what they’re writing!..now i’m gonna be carefull!