"bazar gai tu meri pehli nazar usi par hi pari!!! kitna hansome, smart n sexy tha…mujhay aisa laga kay mujhey payar ho gaya i was in love with it, or woh bhi mujhay aisa hi dekh raha tha…aisa lag raha tha kay woh chaahtha hai kay main usay utha kar lay jao…ghar jaa kar main nay mama ko bataya n mama nay samjha main mazaaq kar rahi thi lakin main ronaay par gai or mama kehti hai chalo mujhay bhi uss handsome say milo… bazar phunchay tu
“bewakoof aik hi tu “SUIT” pasand aya tha woh bhi kisi nay utha liya hai”
hehe lol i hope u guys get it…
" this old lady was hanging her washing on the washing line wen a niga (black men) came n he placed da pistol on her forehead n told her
“apni sari jewellery utaar kar mujhay day doo warna…”
she took all her jewellery had…there were 2 bangles which she couldnt take off but she took erm off really hard n throw 'em on his face n said
“kutay kay bachay lay..lay ja or yeh dono bhi layja yahaan say bhaag ja…mar ja”
the niga thought thesemight be fake y has she took all of them off n he ran away didnt take anyfin…
LOLZ 
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A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. “Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?” the man asked.
“Because,” replied the blonde, “my computer keeps telling me that I’ve got mail!”…
LOL:cb:
ILL BE POSTIN MORE SOOON SO KEEP CHEKIN THEM OUT PEEPZ… AVE A NICE DAY C YA
