Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.
As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying “Disney World Left!”
After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said “Oh well!” and started driving back home.
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “It’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”
yeah i no,there not the funniest^ 
What NOT To Say To A Police Officer!
****[FONT=comic sans ms,verdana]**[size=5]**1. Sure I’ll get my license, but can you hold my beer?
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Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in..
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When the Officer says “Gee Son…Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with,“Gee Officer your eyes look glazed…have you been eating doughnuts?”
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Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay good, just so one of us does..
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I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer..
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You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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I pay your salary!
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Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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I was just trying to keep up with traffic… Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are![/size]
Work VS. Prison! [FONT=comic sans ms,verdana]
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
thats enough 4 now:what:
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