Funny islamic pick up lines!!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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these are sooo funny, check out some new pick up lines…

  • What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
  • OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you’re obliged to marry me.
  • Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
  • You can’t play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
  • Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
  • Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.
  • So, read any good Surahs lately?
  • I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
  • Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.

AND THE BEST ONE…

  • Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?
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blushing ur on a roll today :k: :smiley:

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Re: Funny islamic pick up lines!!

:rotfl:

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:hehe: Now how many of those did you try

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:hehe:

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i wonder how u can laugh at religion....

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rotfl"

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:D

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:eek:

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I always ask atleast leave the surah’s, holy books, prophets out of ur jokes.

:bravo:

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Re: Funny islamic pick up lines!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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:wink: :wave:

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don't make mazhab a laughing stock, by posting such jokes and laughing at them, we r not helping ourselves.