Funny Insults!

Write your funny insult here and lets see who win:

Here you go
I can read you like a book. How I wish Icould shut you up like one!

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i can shake hands with you ONLY if you wash your hands 7 times with soap! :D

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" UR mouth is like a mail box—open day n night:hypo:

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you are venom spitting cobra...i stay clear of you! :D

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I'm gearing up!!
" Tell me , when u go to zoo, do animals recognize u ":p

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**how did you get here? did someone left ur cage open? **:cb:

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" I’m sorry u didn’t like me telling peopl u were stupid. Ihad no idea it was a secret!" :devil:

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um, are “yo momma” jokes allowed? :cb:

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Two is company. you're a crowd ;)

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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

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“No wonder u’ve headaches. Ur halo is on too tight” :cb:

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Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? :hmmm:

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U’ ve a fine mind, n any1 with a mind like urs should de fined:snooty:

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If I was as ugly as you are, I wouldn’t say Hi to folks, I’d say BOOOOO ! :mocking:

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Thanks to answers.yahoo for keeping this thread alive :omg:

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:omg::rotfl:

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really ???

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:LB:

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They should cover you with chocolates, u're nuts

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Guy 1: Whats next your gonna start recruiting little girls online??
Guy 2: yeah. Want a twizzler??