There is a barber who loves his job. One day a new customer comes in and asks “How long will it take till ur done with all these people??” The barber looks at the customer apoligetically and says “Oye sorry sirjee..it will be at least an hour wait.” The customer nods and then leaves. The next day the customer returns and again asks “How long?” and the barber replies “Half an hour.” The customer leaves. Now the baber is very confused so he gets an idea and calls one of his fellow workers over. The barber says “That customer is really weird. He comes in here every day, asks how much more time is left and then leaves. FInd out where he comes from and where he goes.” The worker agrees and follows the customer. After some time the worker comes back and tells the barber “Sir…i dont know where he comes from but I know that he goes straight to ur house!”
hey come on .. this is sick..
this Jokes column is RATED G not X
when will our sisters understand
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Mods/admins lock it plz
YOU ARE PROMOTING A SOCIAL CRIME PAKI PRINCESS. THIS IS NOT JUST A DIRTY JOKE BUT A VERY SICK ONE .
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Whoa…sorry. I didnt know peep would get that offended. I am a new member here so I guess I can be forgiven…hopefully. SO sorry if I upset anybody…be more careful next time.
Paki Princess
don’t pay attention to this
Salman person.
Ur joke was real good and it met
the gup shup ratings.
Salman
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^^Dil dariya, sumandaroon doongay!!!^^
SalmanKhana…your remarks were funnier than the joke
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…you have a real good sense of humor !!
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adios
Sajal,
Thanks a lot for the support
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I am happy that some people liked my joke!!
Actually I agree with Salmankhana. The joke may sound funny to some people but it is certainly sick.
How you can actually laugh at such sick behaviour is beyond me.
Good sense of humousr is a beautiful and indeed a very healthy thing. Silly jokes don't contribute anything to that.
The thing is
if u don’t like something then
why is it necessary to still leave
a comment??
We see a lot of that around this place.
Seems like when ppl don’t achieve what they desire in real lives they like to take out their anger out here.
No finger pointings here, just talking in general.
Pakiprincess
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^^Dil dariya, sumandaroon doongay!!!^^
Salmankhana:
Just when we started missing crorepati, here comes a substitute to fill his place...
"Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity." I am not quite sure of the universe...
Agar mein ney explain kiya to aik martaba phir SalmanKhana sey dant sunni parey gi.
Abhi parsoon hi mughey unhoon ney kaha tha keh …
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Dil Magna tey dil dena soda ikku geya 
Dema Lahori
The guy who keeps asking the barber how long would it take him to finish cutting hair of all his customers goes to the barbers house where the barbers wife cooks him a hearty meal and they both eat it together, and then they play monopoly, and sometimes Ludo, and then they water the backyard together, then he lays in the hammock and plays his guitar and sings a romantic song to her, and then they talk about the birds and the bees!!!
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I don’t know why all these ppl are getting so pissed off at this joke.
adios!
Ooooh..thanx Don Juan de Marco(ufff where did yah get that name from> )
And yaaaahhh…Y u ppl r gettin pissed off huh
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He just sings to her!
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CheeeeeeeeRs
OHO Acha!!! Thats why that barber started running after me when I visited him next day.
Nice one keep it up
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i got the joke but despite what every one else says, I do agree with Salman Khaana.
It was a sick joke!
no more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
salamz
I thought only the media used to promote sick stuff like gay’z n bf/gf thingy n a wife going out wid other men and all kinda horrible social crimes ( referring to islamic society ).
But when i saw this pakistani female putting a joke about it, i felt disgusting.
Most of the women replied that they liked this post and laffed.
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it is not surprising that more women are more into these kinda sins.
I appreciate n make dua for the ones who realized that this joke was promoting a sin.
ws’salamz
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