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^^Really? Someone actually said that?
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Yes..but i dont blame him he was an american
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Hey now!! Not all Amreekis are like that! 
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ok:chai:
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Adobe Captivate doesnt work fine on WYSE zero client
replace my wyse with samsung zero client
Abbot and Costello story (A very old one when not everybody owned a computer)
Costello: Hey abbot!
Abbot: Yes Lou?
C: I just got my first computer.
A: That's great Lou.
C: But, I don't know how to use it.
A: You will in time.
C: That's exactly why i am here to see you.I heard that you are a real computer expert.
A: Well i don't know...
C: Yes sir-ee.You know your stuff and you are going to train me.I am here for my first lesson.
A: ok! Lou what do you want to know?
C: I am having no problem turning it on but i heard you should be very careful turning it off.
A: That's true.
C: So here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off.What do i do?
A: Well first you press the start button, and then-
C: No I told you I want to turn it off.
A: I know you press the start button-
C: Wait a second.I want to turn it off OFF.I know how to start it so tell me what to do?
A: I did.
C: When?
A: When i told you to press the start button.
C: Why should I press the start button?
A: To shut off the computer.
C: I press start to stop.
A: Well start doesn't actually stop the computer.
C: I knew it! so what do i press?
A: Start
C: Start what?
A: Start button.
C: Start button to do what?
A: Shut down.
C: You don't have to get rude.
A: No, no, no! That's not what I meant.
C: Then say what you mean.
A: To shut down the computer, press-
C: Don't say "start!"
A: Then what do you want me to say?
C: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist buttons,but no one in their right mind presses Start to stop.
A: But that's what you do.
C: And you probably go at stop signs,and stop at green lights?
A: Don't be ridiculous.
C: I am being ridiculous? Well I think it's about time we started this conversation.
A: What are you talking about?
C: I am starting this conversation right now.Good-bye!
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its SAP not eSaAyPe
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^ 
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A guppan wanted to secure her wireless router so that the signal is not stolen off it.
She was suggested to put a duct tape over it.
She did it and comes back asking innocently, it didnt work? now what.
Read about it here:
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mean people
ps: :omg:
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i meet coolest client today. we discusses how to watch ghair qanooni tv,apple tv2 & 3, proxies and she said just before i was leaving…stay safe
kia matbal hua iss ka:hmmm:
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Stop IT from taking backup backup stuff save it in your My Doc folder and ship your laptop for reimaging..before that reconfirm multiple times that backup is done and you know where you saved it..no ..no..dont tell IT where you saved it… whatever happens next is all IT’s fault.
Mera hath swift current tak nahen pohanchta nahen tau JHANPAR lagata dou ginta eik…aur total pura karta 100 ka 
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^^LOL.....Serves you right for not following ID 10 T protocol. ;)