Long time ago the globe was in a balanced position which was crowded with the complexity of women and sensibility of men. Then came an abrupt change and disturbs the equality equation of creation that makes some men the ever-taunting species and some women an ever-complaining lout. The leftovers who are a rare species lurking for eternal peace, hence searching for ways to grasp the abode of mars regardless of the luxuries especially Wi-Fi there!
People owe their regards to the inventions that are solely men credentials yet there are few aspects of their life that are crude enough to digest, especially when you are living with them 27/7 and still they do not pay heed to the attenuated details despite being repeated warnings and their useless every time-affirmation to repeat it not. Pertaining to the aforementioned facts, there are “infinite” things related to men that the whole world, of course, of women, find irritating and in dire need of replacement out of which some are:
**1. **Foodie but not trendy:
Internet world has stuffed and mocked this absurd fact about men that they are fashion haters and food lovers through meme generators. Meet a guy and you will find him all the time, almost all the time, almost all the week and definitely all the month in same shirt or outfits and if not in two different shirts. The best thing is they are not sensitive regarding this fact, how they look, what they wear, as they will remain in the same outdated fashion on planet earth except if he is a celebrity. The secret they never share in this regard is → they choose the color of attire that hide the dirt and grease accumulated over it due to abundance of wearing!
**2. **Sharing is caring is a crime:
Yes, you read it right. In the realm of men, sharing is opposite to the caring attribute. They will and care until you ask for their cell phones or Xbox, this is like challenging them towards the world of nowhere. This is just one example that maximizes when the league is on. Dare not to talk to them or ask for favors when they have remote, eventually, in their hands. They do not talk until the screen is blinking, screen off talk on unless the opponent will get bore from their stout face and mute emotions.
**3. **Mastering the art of thinking nothing:
Necessarily not all men are Einstein or breed of Thomas Edison some belong to dumbest breed as well. It is not an offensive statement but try to analyze man but as a CASE STUDY and you will come to know that they possess the art, the unique and distinctive art of thinking nothing that too for hours.
The looks that they will give you that reflect them as a deep thinker usually are fake that is just avoiding gestures not to talk to them. Had they thinking this much they would have invaded states and would be ruling their own country with their own name.
Some other truth facts regarding these unique species are:
· They literally can slip into comma regardless of space and posture all they need is some minutes of solace and they will start snoring be on chair or desk.
· If you find dirty sock anywhere, be aware! There is a man around!
· The work allocated to the men is equivalent to the long forgotten task as they will never accomplish it in time.
· Women have many types but men come in two frames, weirdo, and knuckleheads and unfortunately, both are same.They holds infinite qualities but the truth is, men are the most protective and sensible creature as well. No matter in whatever state they are, they are needed in the pursuit of every relation be brother, father or friend. Cherish the relation but keep noticing the aforementioned facts as well!
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